Status: Verified™ Hoodie – Officially Processed Edition

Status: Verified.

Nothing more. Nothing less.

This heavyweight unisex hoodie is for anyone who understands the system, survived the process, and received the only update that matters. Designed with clean, official-looking graphics and dry humor, it blends streetwear aesthetics with bureaucratic satire.

Soft, durable, and built for everyday wear, this hoodie is a statement piece without saying too much — because the status already says it all.

Details:

• Premium heavy blend fabric for warmth and durability
• Unisex fit — relaxed, comfortable, and true to size
• High-quality print designed to last
• Perfect for casual wear, layering, or making a quiet point

Disclaimer:

This product is satirical and fictional. It is not affiliated with, endorsed by, or connected to any government agency or political organization.

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 18500, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: medium, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean